super real and unglam photo by Christa Rene Photography

  Today’s Victories:
I showed some self control and gave the baby exactly half of our shared croissant from Starbucks
the baby wore two different outfits today, both clean
 the baby gate to the playroom was installed and proved to be very, very effective
he ate organic pouches, organic pancakes and some sort of blueberry breakfast bar thing.  According to the packaging, all of that was healthy.
I waited until after 6pm for my first glass of wine 
I picked up the dog toys, baby toys and rogue bottles that were tossed all over the house before I fell into bed at exactly 7pm
I did one load of laundry and made the bed
I put on lipstick
Today’s Defeats:
 I showed some self control and gave the baby exactly half of our shared croissant from Starbucks. I really wanted the whole thing. 
Leaving the house to run errands and only making it through one before the baby lost his shit and we returned home, milkless and road weary. 
The DVR in my bedroom broke. It literally froze on a re-run of Four Weddings, otherwise known as the new version of water boarding. 
I needed an entire can of dry shampoo to rectify my hair situation. I hope the lipstick was bright enough to distract from my “top knot”
 The dog refusing to eat the grapes off of the floor that I so lovingly cut in half for the baby. I left them there for like 3 hours hoping she would get the memo.
*no need to worry about the dog ya’ll, I knew she wouldn’t actually eat the deadly grapes as she is very picky about what she will scavenge from under the highchair, I just didn’t want to bend down and pick them up myself*
Having to put on a bra because we had an appraiser coming to the house – the appraiser was 30 minutes late and I was most mad that I had to wear a bra that long.
I have yet to unpack from the weekend away so I had to dig said bra from my suitcase, which I promptly zipped back up and put right back on my floor. 
Final Score: 
A Draw