Attention ladies! 

(or gents or anyone who is in need of a slimming one piece)
By some random miracle, I stumbled upon and am now the owner of the world’s most flattering one piece. I honestly just picked it up without trying it on at Target and drug it to the beach, tags attached, a few weeks ago. Low and behold, as I wrestled it onto my lumps and bumps, it transformed into the most flattering bathing suit of all time.
And we all know I don’t make claims like that lightly. 
The boning in the suit is strong enough (so, industrial strength) that I actually do not need the included halter strap to keep it from buckling under the weight of my DD ladies, the backside is appropriately covered to contain my cheeks and the rouching over my tummy is slimming and forgiving. The “flounce” is laser cut and makes the suit look a little more pricey than it really is. 
During wear, I did not need to keep adjusting the top (which is news worthy in of itself) and I would have added the halter strap if we were playing in the ocean or I was at the pool with the baby. I did adjust the bottom a bit here and there but that’s because I was blessed with a throwback Khloe K. backside. I’m rocking a size Large in the suit.
Bottom line:
You need this suit.
(it comes in plus size, too!) 
And no, I will not be modeling it for you. 
A girl can only scrape up so much self esteem before 10am.

As an aside, Target is kinda killing it in the Black One Piece department so I’m linking a few of my faves below – if you have a fave, please report back in the comments so others can snag it!