And while my offspring did well, I will absolutely pat myself on the back for doing even better – I was prepared. PREpared. If I anticipated that they would need it, want it or be bribed by it, I had it ready and waiting in the front seat. New Paw Patrol stickers? You bet. Enough ounces of pre-made bottles to get us through Armageddon? Yes ma’am. Coffee for me? Times two. Preparation is key, mamas, and I’ve got some tricks up my sleeve.
So, we learned the hard way that my son gets car sick if he is reading/writing/coloring in the car but thankfully, screens don’t seem to bother him. I wouldn’t even bother putting him in the car without his Amazon Fire HD8 Kids Edition Tablet and two chargers. Yes, two chargers. One for the backseat and one up front with me because I will not risk letting that thing die mid travel day.
The Amazon Fire HD8 Kids Edition Tablet plays games, apps and books without a WiFi connection so he jams out to it (with a sweet set of Mickey toddler head phones) for the duration of our travel day. I actually just went through and played with the Learn First program a bit and now he is required to spend the first 30 minutes of his screen time reading or watching books, then he can access the app and video sections.
I also cut his video usage down to 15 minutes a day so that he is gently coerced into taking advantage of the more educational/interactive options in the apps section. I honestly love that I can do all of that from the Parent Dashboard online because we use his tablet for white noise at night so I don’t have to sneak it out of his room to change settings or view his usage.
And a small side note about the 2 year, worry free warranty program: we recently had to take advantage of said warranty because, well, because three year olds are wrecking balls, and they weren’t kidding when they said they would simply replace your broken one and use Prime shipping to do it. Think if you’re on vacation or Grandma’s House or road tripping to your new home in a new state and your Amazon Fire HD8 Kids Edition Tablet becomes the latest victim of your wild animal – you call customer service, they get you a new one in a matter of days.
Days, people.
I could have cried when our new one arrived, locked, loaded with Amazon FreeTime Unlimited and read to go.
I’d say I spend no more than five minutes in a grassy patch near my parked car letting him make bubble magic but the energy it burns is priceless. He gets to stretch his legs, get’s fresh air and the bubbles distract him from the fact that we’re in an abandoned lot next to a Bojangles.
Yes, he’s a big boy but even big boys will promise they don’t have to go potty and then yell out “I need to goooo!” as you zoom past a rest stop at 70 miles per hour. I have pulled into many a parking lot, popped open my trunk, plopped him on our potty and then been back on the road in no time. This is especially crucial if you’re solo because it prevents you from having to unload any other babes, drag everyone into an establishment, coral them in a public bathroom and then do the car seat tango for the millionth time. No thanks to that.
Hey, if a .99 cent bag of Wise popcorn gets him going, who am I to judge? Bonus: I also get a treat from the vending machine for being a rockstar mom so don’t forget to reward yourself, too!
What travel potty seat do you recommend? About to embark on the potty training adventure. Ugh.